#LP QUOTE

[salmonlyster]

what if they were littlest pet shops. what then

[beingstorm]

Y si en algún momento dicen que ya te superé, te confieso que me tomara más de mil vidas olvidarte.

—Tehimely Marrufo

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Lelouch: You’re sel- Suzaku, interrupting them: [backs Lelouch against a wall] Yes. I’m selfish, egocentric, a coward, and a little mean. I don’t give a fuck. You got anything more interesting to say about me? Lelouch: You’re… [sighing in frustration] …kinda hot. Suzaku: Lelouch: Lelouch and Suzaku: [start making out violently]

[lps-incorrect-quotes]

hi we're alive 👋

screenshots from ogkrcast on twitter

[octodrawn]

Cringetober Day 14: Incorrect quote

The squad was going urban exploring and Vinnie ate shit as per usual

[artsy-dreamer]

[little-peril-stories]

I may be writing a Big Moment from a different character's POV and it. um. it's a lot.

“Oh, no. Back on your feet, pretty girl.”

[ofmermaidstories]

i can’t explain it, but i think numb by linkin park is a bakugou song.

[nobeerreviews]

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.

-- Dave Barry

[fennel-tea]

all i ever draw these days is shit that's only funny to me and a handful of people in a niche discord channel

[stellarg1ow]

frenemies in a nutshell

[alexluvsskittlez]

"i love red 40 AND linkin park!"

- my brother

[smthfunnyhappenedonthewaytor3]

Cornelia, about Suzaku: “I can fix him” Euphemia, he’s got 4 other people trying to fix him! Cornelia: You look like a construction crew.

[fishsearchingtheocean]

Let's raise a glass or two To all the thing i've lost on you..

~𓆝𓆟𓆞

[powerbottomeminem]

we got grandpa shady before gta6

Life is a blessing 🙏🏼

Em has thought about this since forever. He’s loving this 💚

From Drug Ballad:

But when it's all said and done I'll be forty before I know it

With a 40 on the porch tellin' stories

With a bottle of Jack, two grand kids on my lap

Babysittin' for Hailie while Hailie's out gettin' smashed

[darwuzhere]

CW: slight mentions of Diarrhea

Penny Ling, my precious and sweet niece that could probably snap me like a bamboo if i get on her nerves... You'll always remain one of my favs along with your dumbass bestie, Skinny Vinnie Diarrheio. (and on top of that, i relate to her while she's literally too good to be related by me)